Operasi Suster Ngepot n Cinta Saku!XD

Ni bwt Uchiha Sasuke n Uchiha Madara. Hihi tp smuax blh bca koq hahagz

genre: gado"!*mang da genre kea gt?authorx eror!*


Judul: stlh semedi dwece 10 hari 20 mlm akhrx ktmu! Operasi Suster Ngepot en Cnta Saku! XD

Operasi Suster Ngepot n Cinta Saku! XD

by: Re Uchiha


Pagi" udh mendung,trz da ptirx jg *ni sasu gi mrah", tatuuut*
saku du"k" ndrian d tman *bis dtolak keax* mukax kusut abis*lum dstrika 2h*

Saku: Sasukeeeee!! Entah td malem saku mimpi pa tb" dy dsmber ptir *bkti sasu ga sk nmax dsbut" m ce jlek. Tidaaaak authorx dlmparin bom atom! mommy heleeeepp*

ino yg kbtulan lwat situ lgsng nelp ambulans.

Ino: da ce cengo gsong biz ksmber ptir d tman akademi, ,bwain krangan bnga n bkinin makan eh mkam cpaat!eh ambulan mksud saia!

Ckiiiittt. Orochimaru as ptgas ambulan 1 n pmbokat:plizz dh bnyk bgt yg ksmber ptir hri ne!udh da 1000 org ksmber,ckck.

Jiraiya as ptgas ambulan 2 n sopir:iyaa i2 kn krjaan muridmu yg rda GJ i2!!*author dkjer"
nenek" fans sasuke, huaaa daddy heleep me!!sialan lu nek~!*

Orochimaru:muridq kga GJ tau!dy cakep,kren,n jnius bdain m muridmu yg dodol i2!!

Orochimaru n Jiraiya klahi jambak"an rmbut*hihi*

Tsunade as suster ngepot:ooii kalian jgn klai!dakuw tnjok ru tw! tsunade ngepalin tgn n siap" mo nonjok mrka b'2

Orochimaru n Jiraiya lgsg diem.*nak pinteeer* mklum dh member ICTC, ikatan cwo tkt cwe hahagz cemen bgt.*author:sannin tkut cwe tape deeh!*

Orochimaru:i2 nak cwe yg ksmber petir!!

Jiraiya:mna?mnaa?! *clingak-clinguk kea org cengo*

Tsunade ngjitak jiraiya. Tsunade:yg i2 dodol!ngelyt cwe seksi cpet,tp cwe ksmber ptir g bs!
Jiraiya:biz cwex kga cntik, jd g bs lyt...

Orochimaru n tsunade kompak nyekek jiraiya. Hihi biar mampus dy!*author:dsar mesum.oie jiraiya nti ngintip lg yok!XD authorx dlmparin kurenai ma kunai, eh kbalik kunai m kurenai dink!*
Tsunade smbl ngesot eh ngepot*halah pa bdax?* ngdektin saku yg ksmber ptir.

Tsunade ngrangkap jd dktr:qt operasi dsni ja, nti kbru nyawa ni ank dmkan orochimaru!*gyaaa authorx dlmparin ular derik boo!takuuut*

Jiraiya:oi oro bwain mnyak tnah 1000 kl,ganja 50ton ,metanol 900%,amoniak 1700%,es kring 20 ton,kasa 90 gulung,balsem bwt ngawetin myat, n smua bwt bkin mumi!!

Plng" oro bwa smua yg dmnta jiraiya n coklat.author:bwt pa 2h cklat?oro:bwt gw mkan! nooo authorx ngiler mpe ngs kjer gr" g dbgi cklat m oro, hiks T^T

Pkokx operasix syereeem bgt hidih mpe begidik nglytx. Brrr...

Prtma" nih smua organ dlm saku d'ambil, trz dbalsemin,dksh amoniak,mitan,gnja,n metanol.Truz dglung dh pk kasa.*hihi mang mw dbkin mumi?* trz d'dnginin pk es kring tgu 10jt taun, organx dmsukin lg kain ksax dlps n wow bombastis bgt!
Saku...


Saku...


Saku...



Saku...




SAKU brbh sprti smula!bombastis bgt yak?*author:tsunade si suster ngepot hbt bgt ngoperasix wlo rda ngeri n syerem gto XP*

Saku dgn pdex nmuin sasuke yg gi maenin N900 Rover*gadget mania psti tw,pdhl ni hp lum drilis,pa sasu nyolong dri nokia yak?wkwk ga tauu dh tax sasux ja*

Saku: sasukeee~ pkokx dy mnggil sasu lebaay, bay, bay bus!

Sasu: ... ga da respon, keasikan maen FB ktularan madara. *uchiha techno bgt!*

Saku: *nyari" toak n toakx lgsg dtlen* SAASSSUUUKEEE UCHIIIHHAAA!!!!

Sasu: *teteup g dngr. gilee ni ank,bolot ja klh!*

Author:ckck sasu tlngax eror!*dkjer" sasu fans n dbkar idup", hiks dady, mommy heleeeup mee!!*

Sasu: km knp sih? *mukax sinis bgt*

Saku: mw jd pcarq gag?

sasu: brpa x hrz q blng, aq g mw jd pcarmu tauu!!

Dgn esmosi dbkar amaterasu *ni authorx yg bkar XP* saku lngsg nyekek sasu.

Saku: sasuke uchiha!pa mksudmu nolak aq truz hah?!

Sasu: aq g suka km!puaass?

Saku: ga aq lum puas, ru puas klo km mw jd pcarq!!!*author:buset ni cwe mksa abies,pnjajah sih lwaaaaatt*

Sasu nyrah n akhrx mw jd pcar saku wlo dgn sgt amat bgt trpksa. Saku wjhx ceraaah bgt mpe mthari ja lwaat bda m sasu yg mukax jutteeeek bgt mpe org yg nglyt dy mti b'dri *sasuke fans:hiiy~ sasuke kmna aura kerenmu???*

~THE END~

Authorx dksh oleh" mcm" dr saku fans n anti sasuke author dpt bogem dr sasu faaansss
Author: hiks g enk jd author pst dpt g enkx, hiks T^T

Next Fanfic!!Aye kga tauk jdulx non om, mas,mbak,kakek,nenek,tante,cicit,buyut,de.el.el yeah pkokx tgu jaaaaaa!!