Jdoh wat TOBI *ngarep bgt ni jdul*

Genre: Horror humor *xixixi*

Judul: Jdoh wat TOBI *ngarep bgt ni jdul*

By: Itachi Uchiha

PS: low GJ,gila,strez de.el.el jgn protes, otak udh miring ksna-ksni
gooommmmeeeeenn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D suatu tmpat author kga tau pa nmax n authorx ngeles kea gni: auk ah glaaap~ alesan yg bner" ga mutu, ga pnya bibit, bebet, ,bobot*yee mang mw nglmar??*

Sasori as zombie: kga da krjaaan...mlor mlo~ saso ngpas" bdan yg kga b'krngat
*mayat b'krngat!stres kao!*

Itachi as vampire narsis:yee mang mo ngpain?nyari cwe cntik?

Tobi as chucky gokil: ayoo senpaii qt cri cwe cntiik!!gilee tobi ngiler bgt m cwe cntik, mklumin aja,cz tobi gag laku" n tb" wali band nyanyi lgu 'Cari Jodoh' wkwkwk

Deidara as werewolf cntik:akh g ush ssh" nyri cwo cntik gw pux bnyk stok neh..

Itachi: cwe cntik budeeg!!bkn cwo!!

Dei:owh aye kira cwo cz bnyk bgt yg ngjr" gw hihi. *mkax dei jd werewolf jgn cntik" XD*

Pein as mummy lola:klian ngmong paan seh?busset ni mummy loadingx luuaaammaaa bgt,,pc pentium 1 ja lwaaatt!

Hhhh... Tobi ngehela npas pnjng". Tobi:bgni peeiiin mummy paliiinng kereeen se-mesir!tobi gi nyari cwe cntik tp g dpet" kea lgux wali..

Pein teteup kga ngeh. Dsr lolaaa bner.

Saso: gw pux spupu cntiiikk bgt,lu mw tob?
tobi lgsng jingkrak" kea nak TK ru dpet maenan bru *hihi mang bner koq tobi ru dpt maenan bru XD*

tobi:mna??MNAAA???!!! tobi triak" n jingkrak" mpe saso kecekek.

Saso:eekkkhh..ekkhh..lpas dlu ckekanmu,gw kga bs npas~tobi nglpas ckekanx..
ksian bgt 2h saso mukax brbah jd merah,kuning,ijo dilangit yg biru wkwkwk XDD

itachi: saso mang spupumu keak pa sih?

saso:hihi sni dh
saso nunjukin fto spupux n tawa itachi mledak. Gyaaahhaahaahaha busyet cntik n imut jg seehh *authorx jg nglyt dunk!XD*

Pein:saso lyt dunk ftox..dei jg ikut"an lyt fto spupu saso n mrka lngsng ktwa ngakak

BUUUUUSSSSSYYYYEEETTT!! GYAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Imut sih



Cantik jg




yah sexy jg lah *holoh*



Pkokx mommyx tobi klah *mang da yg tau mommyx tobi?*


Tobi: eh eh!tobi jg mw lyt dunk!!

Saso, Dei,Pein,ita mndur 1jt lngkh

Saso: kga boleh

dei: iya kga boleh
pein: nti matamu
itachi: ilang sprempat

saso: klo mksa lyt
dei: ntar
pein: dtolak
itachi: m spupux saso

tobi cmbruuuttt truz meeweeeekkk hikks ihikks *jyaaahh tobi mewek!*
tobi: klian smua peuliiiittt~tobi lari" super lebay pk gaya slow motionx the matrix
........................
saso: dsar kao
dei: super
pein: duper
itachi: suangat lebaayyy
........................
*koq jd prmaenan smbung kta kea gni yak?ehehe XD*

tobi: huuueee klian bueneer" juuuaaahhhaaat!!!!

idiiihh tobi meewweeeekk pke gaya suppeeerrr leebbbaayyy olga ja ktngglan angkot wat k mars *mang bs naek angkot k mars?auk aahhh glaaap!*

ita lma" jngkel ma tngkh tobi. Dgn pnuh tdk b'prikemanusiaan n b'prikeadilan itachi ngelem tobi pk superglue dtebing Grand Canyon *paaarrraaah~ skligus keerrrreeeeenn*

saso: yasud kao bs ktmu spupu dakuw minggu dpn...

tobi: Hooooorrrreee!arigatoooo senpaaaaiiii!

tobi lngsng lpas dr lngketx superglue
*pdhl ita mke 1rb superglue tp msh bs lpas??* n hmpr jth k tebing Grand Canyon

saso: ne spupu dakuw,,knalin BARBIE!!!!! Udh puas kn llooo??

tobi: gyyyaaaa barbie!!mw nikah ma tobi gag?

barbie: ogggaaaahhh!

hiikkkksss pkulan super braaat wat tobi, dtolak cwe wat ksjuta kalix *ngarep bgt authorx!*

tobi: hiks dakuw mw bnuh dri ajaaaa

dei: tobi jgn bnuh drii!!tobi nikah m dei aja yah?

Ita lngsng muntah darah
Hooooeeeekk

Pein jantungan
Duugg DDaaagg Diiigg Jtuuuk

Saso:nganga mpe dmsukin srngga bnyak bgt

Ita,pein,saso: TOOOLLLAAAKKK TOOOBBIII!!!!!TOOOLLLAAKKKK!!!!

Tobi: Hiks tobi terharu!!yasud tobi trma lmaranmu dei!!
Ita,Pein,n Saso pingsan ru sdar 100jt taun kmudian

PRNIKAHAN PLNG GJ YG PRNH KMI LYYYAAAAATTTTT!!!
GA BGT!

~THE END~

Author: gw nulis ni crta dlm keadaan stngh sdar,,mksdx antra waras 0,0000000000002% n gag waras 99,9999999999998%
jd maklum dh low crtax amburadul,kga nymbung,GJ, n neha bgt hehe otak 10000000jt% error
mksudx otak dicap gde" ERROR PNYAKIT MNULAR JGN DKT" wkwkwkwk XDDDDD